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Sara Seelman

Title: Zoo Keeper, Fortune Teller, Wizard of Foolery, & Contracted Assassin (of deer flies...)

Bio: Sara Seelman has been to the Westside... of Western Michigan University, a trip that only a select few have dared to embrace.  Let's be honest... nothing exists beyond Rankin Ave!  What you may not know about Sara is that she actually went to school for Civil Engineering, but the department didn't seem to see value in her Senior Thesis project, "Duct Tape, The Bamboo of America."  KSSC knew there was a bright mind in their midst, added the paper to their archives, and Sara traded in her Civil degree for a Social PhD!  Oh, and in case you're wondering where the "h" at the end of her name went, it was an honor bestowed upon her by the Prince of Persia to include all doctors with the gracing "h" of her name in to their PhD title.  Now you know!  There's a reason her surname is referred to as wise and fortunate.  So, when you meet her at leagues or around town, remember 1 of 2 things... she's outrageously friendly and social, but wrong her and she will duct tape you to a ceiling fan using a Double Windsor Portuguese Sinnet Knot, which is the only thing holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa and it's thanks to her.

Chris Wessely

Title: Lead Dreamer & Recessologist

Bio: Chris Wessely got schooled at Aquinas College in pre-law (B.A.) then went to culinary school to become a chef.  Yes, he's done a whole lot, had a bunch of different type of jobs, but finally he figured out his calling. Chris Wessely loves the concept of drinking and playing obscure sports so much that he finally figured out how to get fired from his boring sales job to join the SSC team.  As a sales & marketing executive over the years, Chris brings a crap load of experience and abilities to the table.  Even though he is the lowest paid employee, he is still revered as the Renaissance Man among the rest of the Club's team.  Chris relishes the fact that he gets to work on his social-butterflying skills while drinking on the job.  He met the Godfather only twice, but ended up messing his pants in awe both times.  







 The Godfather 

Titles: The Founder/Owner, Mastermind, Big Dog on Campus  

Bio: The Godfather is a man of mystery. He makes it out sporadically to the sports/events, but you'll never know who he is. He's fluent in all languages, including two that only he speaks. Midgets look up to him and ghosts fear him. Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut. Panhandlers give him money. He does Calculus in his head and as a toddler he taught others to walk. He doesn't sleep, he waits. Chuck Norris was his Padawan Apprentice. At the book store people crowd to see him read, athletes seek his autograph, and his passport requires no photo. There was a street once named after him, but it was quickly changed because no one crosses the Godfather. Last year, he won the national karaoke competition with just sign language. He doesn't flush toilets, he scares the s#%t out of them. He slams revolving doors. He doesn't dial the wrong number, you just answered the wrong phone. He doesn't sleep, he waits. He is the Godfather of the Sport & Social Club, creator of all that is good in this sport and social world.


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